Asking me to do that is like asking Abraham Lincoln to write a defense of slavery. I despise small talk and avoid it whenever I can. I guess the key to small talk is to stay abreast of current events, have an opinion on the weather and to follow your local sports team. The last time somebody drew me into a conversation about sports I launched into a discourse on the Nike riots under the Byzantine emperor Justinian and how football was a modern analog to war.
I just ain’t that good at it.
Sometimes you have to admit defeat with speaking to some people
As the Web turns 25, early adopters recall the slower, simpler online life of the ’90s.
Gather round grandpa’s chair children and I will tell you a story of the days of 28.8 baud modems, AOL and ascii porn that took five minutes to load.
Me and my brother were just talking about this.
I want you to have sex with me, but more importantly,
I want you to tell me your deepest thoughts at 3 am, and get goosebumps when I kiss your ear, and hold my hand when I’m nervous. I want for you to read me your favorite books, and to help me study.
I want you